Teh dark lord chuckles the silly piggy has finally succeeded in usurping the throne by swapping into the body that runs it, (insert the super unique evil laugh that Chuckles is known for hear!!!!!!!!!)
A week later he returns to his own body. Now realising 4 things. One the King and Queen are still in charge despite being away, and will return post haste if their daughter is spontaniously ruling the kingdom with an iron fist. 2. His mystic amulet of Hogswanmore only works if your a pig and he has zero actual combat experience in his normal body let alone one he's still getting to know. 3 3. He has a very distinctive laugh that even an idiot barbarian can identify. And 4. Next time, Dave's body.